Kellogg Contest Open To Students
NOVEL CONTEST OFFERS FREE TRIPS TO ORANGE BOWL GAME IN MIAMI
Win and the Whole School
Wins With You
While Coach is giving the members of the football squad a workout getting ready to win the big game next Saturday, other members of the student body can be giving their pencils a workout in a contest that could wind up the football season in the most razzledazzle style ever.
The big first prize is 35 free trips to the Orange Bowl Game in Miami, New Years Day, for the football team, and the lucky boy or girl, teacher or "friend of the school," who sends in the winning entry in a new kind of contest sponsored by Kellogg's, the big Corn Flakes and Pep people of Battle Creek.
$2,500 For School's Athletic
Fund
In addition to the free trips, the winning school will be presented with $2,500 in cash-with no strings attached-for its athletic fund. A $1,000 U. S. Savings Bond (plus the Orange Bowl trip) will also go to the person who "brings home the bacon" for his school.
(In case the team could not make the trip for any reason an extra $7,500 would be presented to the school).
102 other 2-way prizes-savings bonds for you and cash for your school-make this one of the most worthwhile contests ever to come our way.
Easy To Enter
Full details of the contest will appear in Life Magazine (November 2 issue). Advance proofs have been received and will be posted on bulletin boards. They are also printed on Kellogg's Corn Flakes and Kellogg's Pep Wheat Flakes package backs.
Rule one, which sums up the whole contest idea, says:
"Using 100 additional words or less,
complete this statement: "I think the
Windber High School team of Windber,
Pa., should go to the Miami Orange
Bowl Game, Jan. 1, 1954, because----"
The other rules are simply on the method of submitting entries, manner of judging, etc. The announcement also states:
"Big or small . . winner or loser . your
favorite school has an equal chance to
win. Just tell why you think the football
team should be Kellogg's guests at the
Orange Bowl game.
Maybe it has
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Exchange
He: My girl friend is a twin.
She: How can you tell them apart?
He: Her brother walks a little differently.
Penn State Froth
The one who thinks these jokes are poor,
Would straightway change his views
Could he compare the jokes we print
With the ones we couldn't use.
The Hi-Lights
Artist: I'll pay you five dollars if you will let me paint you.
Mountaineer: Nope, I couldn't make any money. It would take five dollars worth of soap to get the paint off.
Billy: "Mother, I can't thread this needle."
Mother: "Why not."
Billy: "Every time I get the thread near the eye it blinks."
Class-Ip
Professor: “A fool can ask more questions than a wise roan can answer."
Smart Soph: "No wonder so many of us flunk in our exams."
Crusher Times, Catholic Hi
Peggy: "0 Father, how grand it is to be alive! The world is too good for anything. Why isn't everyone happy?"
Peggy's Dad: (Disgustedly) "Who is he this time?"
Crusher Times, Catholic Hi
You can kiss beneath the mistletoe,
And beneath the rose.
But the best place to really kiss,
Is just beneath the nose.
Pittsburgh Sun-Telegraph
shown unusual spirit, sportsmanship and
courage. Perhaps it has had difficulties to
overcome like shortages of equipment or
players. Or maybe you liked the way your
team played when the chips were down . .
how they reacted to either success or bad
luck. Think it over and get started."
So if you like a contest, get these rules and get your entries in the mail soon. The contest closes November 30. You can make as many entries as you like -and the more we get in the greater our chances are of winning. The team has its eyes on those 50-yard line seats and 3 days of luxurious living at Miami's Robert Clay Hotel. And the Coach knows how he could put any one of those big cash prizes to good use for the school.
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How I Would Handle "Me" If I Were My Parents
I would go to bed, when I wanted to. I would see all the television programs that I wanted to see.
My chauffeur, "John," would take me anywhere I wanted to go. I would get as much money as I wanted. I could play as many tricks as I wanted to on Halloween night.
I would also take guided tours of the world in my supersonic rocket ship with a beautiful blond haired pilot.
I would make a private swimming pool just for "me" and eighteen beautiful girls to teach me to swim. There would be no school, except 30 minutes a day. I would be principal of all schools, and there would be no detention halls. Everyday there would be a spitball rally in my office.
I would ride around in a four door Ford convertible with five girls to keep me from getting car sick.
"The Owl."
Number, Please . . .
You will find all sorts of interesting numbers to call if you glance through a telephone book and if you want to live dangerously.
GIRLS
Pretty ---------- 768-M
Shy ------------- 187-J
Real Nice ---------- 393
Popular ---------- 285-J
Red Head ---------- 117-J
Majorette ---------- 187-M
Cheerleader ---------- 1103-R
Jolly ---------- 781-M
Shapely ---------- 623-R
Brainy ---------- 459
Delicate ---------- 1113
Voice ---------- 533-J
Kind ---------- 865-M
Friendly ---------- 743-M
Musical ---------- 1066-M
BOYS
Handsome ---------- 850-M
Shy ---------- 635-W
Real Nice ---------- 128-W
Popular ---------- 87-J
Muscles ---------- 224
Red Head ---------- 175-M
Jolly ---------- 782-M
Voice ---------- 742-R
Brainy ---------- 774-M
Romeo ---------- 81
Basketball ---------- 277-W
Tall ---------- 1013-J
Musical ---------- 575
Friendly ---------- 767-J
Bashful ---------- 742-J
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Music Department Elects Officers
Officers for the band and orchestra have been elected for the season of 1953-54. Band: President, Glen Williamson; Vice President, a tie between Louis Flori and Ron Bahorik; Student Director, Leonard Volk; Assistant Director, Richard Rizzo; Librarians, Ronald Koot and Carol Daily; Sec.-Treas., Sally Morris; Historian, Judy Toomey: Quartermasters: John Sloan, Bill Hill, Dick Rizzo and Larry Wingard.
Orchestra President, Leonard Volk; Vice President, Richard Rizzo; Sec.-Treas., Mary Sandra Spinos; Librarians, Bill Hill and John Six.
HIT PARADE
"Dear John" Football players to Mr. Kawchak.
"P. S. I Love You"-Our dear old Alma Mater.
"Hold That Tiger"-Mike to Lil.
"Cool Water"-The line by the water fountain.
"Take Me Back"-Peggy to Dave.
"Why Don't You Believe Me -"Absentees to Mr. Cassler.
"Wild Horses"-Mad rush at dismissal.
"Show Me the Way to Go Home" -W. H. S. students after the prom.
"I Wanna Be Bad"-Bill Kiss and Harold Jacobs.
"Slow Boat to China"-Students on way to school.
"Three O’clock In the Morning"- Football players on Saturday night.
"Too Young"-Reets and Katie to Frankie and Ted.
"Mr. Touchdown U. S. A."-Andy Hancharik and Bob Hudy.
"Anywhere I Wander" - In the halls (second period).
"Hey, Joe"-Jr. High players to Mr. Flori.
"Dragnet" -Truant officer and ,her work.
"St. Louis Blues"-Band to Mr. Lambert.
WANT ADS
Ray Patrick for Alina Alexander.
Dudley Hunt for Joanne Couperwaite.
Geno Leonardis for Joanne Matta.
Ronnie Koot for Dorothy Blasko. LOST
Betty Blasko's heart to Duke Mandel.
Peggy Trysnicky's heart to Jul Cortese.
Eighth Period Bookkeeping Class.
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Where There's One
Where there's a mountain, there's a hill; where there's Dannielle, there is Bill.
Where there's a river, there's a swan; where there's Barbara, there is Ron.
Where there's a spade, there's a hoe: where there's Sally, there is Joe.
Where there's a wheel, there is a bike; where there's Dorothy, there is Mike.
Where there is water, there's a puddle; where there's football, there's a huddle.
Where there's a fish, there's a pond; where there's Marcia, there is Don.
Where there's Lamar, there is Hedy; where there's Honey, there is Eddie.
Where there's Europe, there is Poland; where there's Helen, there is Roland.
Where there is chalk, there's an eraser; where there's 211, there is Shaffer.
Where there is color, there is red; where there's Shirley, there is Ed.
Where there's a faxm, there is hay; where there's Biddy, there is Quay.
Where there's a workman, there is skill; where there's Donna, there is Bill.
Where there are women, there are men; where there's Mary Ellen, there is Len.
Where there's a dog, there's a kennel; where there's Lois, there is Reynold.
Where there's a shovel, there's a pick; where there's Charmaine, there is Dick.
Where there's a wind, there's a blow; where there's Jane, there is Joe.
Where there's an explosion, there's a bomb; where there's Beatrice, there is Tom.
Where there's a soldier, there's a leave; where there's Eleanor, there is Steve.
Where there's a road, there's a pave; where there's Peggy, there is Dave.
Where there's iron, there's steel; where there's Carol, there's Bill.
Where there's a deer, there's a buck; where there's Emma, there is Cluck.
Feminine Heaven
Fish without bones
Cherries without stones
Watermelon without seeds
Gardens without weeds
Charge accounts without billings
Teeth without fillings
Kids without mumps
Complexion without bumps
Figures without diets
Mornings without riots
Rains without puddles
Budgets without muddles
Floors without waxes
Income without taxes.
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